Birth Date: October 26, 2014
Coat: Wavy short hair, black
Personality: Bit of a jerk
Hi, potential adopters!
Usually we let the cats write their own bios, but Declan flat out refused. So, we are posting his personality interview instead.
Interview volunteer: Hi Declan, can you tell us a bit about yourself?
Interviewer: How would you rate your friendliness on a scale of 1-10?
Interviewer: Do you like other animals?
Declan: I like both dogs and cats. I like most tigers and hippos, too. I also like animals I can eat. I find those very tasty.
Interviewer: How about people?
Declan: People are not tasty.
Interviewer: That is not...I mean do you like people?
Declan: This is a waste of time and I feel like I might bite you soon.
Interviewer: Really??? Biting is bad!
Declan: I am a big bad boy and I might just bite your whole face off! “Face Off” that was a good movie! Did you ever watch it?
Interviewer: Why would you bite my face off????
Declan: Do I really have to tell you my bad past experiences with crappy people??? Biting is my best defence!
Interviewer: We are not trying to hurt you, but find you a home.
Interviewer: Did people hurt you? Is that why your tail is crooked and you don’t like people touching it?
Declan: That happened in a bar fight.
Interviewer: Can you tell me at least one good quality you have to help get you adopted?
Declan: My fur is pretty nice, did you notice the waves?
Interviewer: That is a very unique physical feature and quite lovely!
Declan: Don’t call me lovely again unless you want me to bite your face off!
Interviewer: Oh gee, sorry Declan. Do you have any personality traits that you want us to add in the bio? Like snuggly, or cuddly? You know, that sort of thing.
Declan:...snuggly??? You really want to get bitten don’t you? I would, but I feel like you might taste like ##%#. You probably have some kind of lotion on to make your skin all nice. I think this interview is over, I don’t think this is going to get us anywhere. I am going to the couch. Gonna check and see if Netflix has “Face Off” playing. Gotta love a good old couch and a cool movie.
Interviewer: Declan? Where are you going?
Declan is available for adoption. We suspect he will probably be available for a long time. He has been vetted, including neutered...we hope this makes a difference...soon. If you have any questions, please let us know. He may have given us more answers. Please take him off our hands!