Birth Date: October 26, 2014

Gender: Male

Coat: Wavy short hair, black

Personality: Bit of a jerk

Hi, potential adopters!


Usually we let the cats write their own bios, but Declan flat out refused. So, we are posting his personality interview instead.


Interview volunteer: Hi Declan, can you tell us a bit about yourself?


Interviewer: How would you rate your friendliness on a scale of 1-10?


Interviewer: Do you like other animals?

Declan: I like both dogs and cats. I like most tigers and hippos, too. I also like animals I can eat. I find those very tasty. 

Interviewer: How about people?

Declan: People are not tasty.

Interviewer: That is not...I mean do you like people?

Declan: This is a waste of time and I feel like I might bite you soon. 

Interviewer: Really??? Biting is bad!

Declan: I am a big bad boy and I might just bite your whole face off! “Face Off” that was a good movie! Did you ever watch it?

Interviewer: Why would you bite my face off????

Declan: Do I really have to tell you my bad past experiences with crappy people??? Biting is my best defence!

Interviewer: We are not trying to hurt you, but find you a home.


Interviewer: Did people hurt you? Is that why your tail is crooked and you don’t like people touching it?

Declan: That happened in a bar fight.

Interviewer: ?

Interviewer: Can you tell me at least one good quality you have to help get you adopted?

Declan: My fur is pretty nice, did you notice the waves?

Interviewer: That is a very unique physical feature and quite lovely!

Declan: Don’t call me lovely again unless you want me to bite your face off!

Interviewer: Oh gee, sorry Declan. Do you have any personality traits that you want us to add in the bio? Like snuggly, or cuddly? You know, that sort of thing.

Declan:...snuggly??? You really want to get bitten don’t you? I would, but I feel like you might taste like ##%#. You probably have some kind of lotion on to make your skin all nice. I think this interview is over, I don’t think this is going to get us anywhere. I am going to the couch. Gonna check and see if Netflix has “Face Off” playing. Gotta love a good old couch and a cool movie.

Interviewer: Declan? Where are you going?


Declan is available for adoption. We suspect he will probably be available for a long time. He has been vetted, including neutered...we hope this makes a difference...soon. If you have any questions, please let us know. He may have given us more answers. Please take him off our hands!

Vetting: Blood tested, treated, neutered, vaccinated & tattooed

Adoption Fee: $80

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Altona, MB Canada

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